Review of Jonni Darkko
| Date | May 28, 2006 |
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| Score: | 65 / 100 |
| Pricing: | $29.95 for 30 days, recurring $59.95 90 days, $29.95 30 days |
Jonni Darkko
Summary
Porn-power
- The site sticks to the hardcore niche well. The average model-hotness is good.
- The photo-technical quality (lighting, focus etc.) could be improved, and the resolution is average. The phototechnical side seems better than the average for the network.
- If you consider the bonus memberships, you do get a shitload of hardcore porn movies. Nearly a thousand scenes.
- Updates are inconsistent, currently a new scene is posted about once or twice a month. The archive holds 50 videos. The networks as a whole offers relatively frequent updates.
- The videos are not the promised DVD quality, and there certainly aren't any high resolution pictures.
- Navigation is simple, and works.
- Many of the updates does not have a full clip attached, instead the text "Full scene coming soon!" is displayed. That is a major pain in the ass, as the only alternative is downloading a lot of small clips, and to top it off they're in MOV (quicktime) format, which is not playable on a windows computer without installing the player seperately. To twist the knife further and put lemon and salt in the wound, the clips from different updates all has the same file name, making it even more difficult to download them all. Site speed is fine on all sites.
My opinion
This site is part of the EvilAngel network, and as a member you get access to all 9 of their sites, including big names like Buttman and Rocco Siffredi. Anyone who has ever watched porn should have heard of both, and possibly other names featured in the network.
The technical side of the photography is OK here, without being anything exceptional, it is still a handheld camcorder, and lighting isn't always as good as it could be, but it seems better than the average for the network. For a full review of the technical quality please read the main EvilAngel review.
That being said this site does offer good wanking material for any hardcore lover. This is between the best of the EvilAngel site to visit if you like "mainstream pretty" girls. They are somewhat better looking than they are on most of the sites in this network. The formula is still the same: Hard blowjobs with deep throating, hard pussy pounding, rough anal sex, squirting orgasms and massive cumshots. But the girls are more "mainstream pretty", they are younger (read "less washed-out") looking, more fit (read "skinnier"), and altogether just more attractive, at least they will be to the majority of people.
This site carries content from all corners of the hardcore niche. From anal fucking and double penetrations to rough deep throat. The girls are hot, from young asian cuties to big busted american porn stars. The videos on this site are different from the rest of the network in that they feature some music put together by Jonni Darkko, mostly just in the intro. As a member you also get access to about 46 mp3's produced by Jonni.
No picture content is offered, even though thousands of pictures are promised in the tour. All videos are produced for, and released on DVD. In my opinion it is obvious that these guys would rather sell DVDs or Video On Demand, than website subscriptions, and frankly I think that is poor service. It wouldn't be difficult, or cost much for them to offer videos in a better quality, and yet they don't... Why? -Because if you see a video that you like, and the quality is great you'll be happy. If you see a video you like, and the quality sucks you might remember that you can buy it on DVD or in super quality DivX from their store, and that's where they make their money. I think that is lousy, we are not paying for one big commercial !
The 50 videos currently on this site are from the following DVDs or DVD-series:
The technical side of the photography is OK here, without being anything exceptional, it is still a handheld camcorder, and lighting isn't always as good as it could be, but it seems better than the average for the network. For a full review of the technical quality please read the main EvilAngel review.
That being said this site does offer good wanking material for any hardcore lover. This is between the best of the EvilAngel site to visit if you like "mainstream pretty" girls. They are somewhat better looking than they are on most of the sites in this network. The formula is still the same: Hard blowjobs with deep throating, hard pussy pounding, rough anal sex, squirting orgasms and massive cumshots. But the girls are more "mainstream pretty", they are younger (read "less washed-out") looking, more fit (read "skinnier"), and altogether just more attractive, at least they will be to the majority of people.
This site carries content from all corners of the hardcore niche. From anal fucking and double penetrations to rough deep throat. The girls are hot, from young asian cuties to big busted american porn stars. The videos on this site are different from the rest of the network in that they feature some music put together by Jonni Darkko, mostly just in the intro. As a member you also get access to about 46 mp3's produced by Jonni.
No picture content is offered, even though thousands of pictures are promised in the tour. All videos are produced for, and released on DVD. In my opinion it is obvious that these guys would rather sell DVDs or Video On Demand, than website subscriptions, and frankly I think that is poor service. It wouldn't be difficult, or cost much for them to offer videos in a better quality, and yet they don't... Why? -Because if you see a video that you like, and the quality is great you'll be happy. If you see a video you like, and the quality sucks you might remember that you can buy it on DVD or in super quality DivX from their store, and that's where they make their money. I think that is lousy, we are not paying for one big commercial !
The 50 videos currently on this site are from the following DVDs or DVD-series:
- Trophy Whores
- Angels of Debauchery
- Girls Love Girls
- Bet Your Ass
- Anal Showdown
- Tiffany and Cumpany
- Boob Bangers
Conclusion
The casting people haven't been selective enough, it sometimes seems that any truly hot chick appearing in these videos is a pure coincidence. The hardcore niche is hit well, but the photography is amateur in the bad way. On it's own this site is not worth a membership, but considering the 8 bonus sites it isn't a bad deal. However this site, and the rest of the network is a front for viewing their DVDs online. In my opinion you would be better off on a dedicated DVD download site. Unless of course you are a hardcore fan of any of the EvilAngel "directors".
Visit Jonni Darkko
Porn-power
20/20
Content quality
15/20
Value for money
14/20
Updates
4/10
As promised
3/10
Navigation
10/10
Surfability
4/10
Total Score
65/100
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